No smoking

On a jeepney ride when in Olongopo diving, I had to laugh at the no smoking rules and fines. Firstly, you will normally find the driver hunched over the steering wheel peering through a windscreen littered with all types of advertising junk with a cigarette hanging out his mouth.

Then when you view the fines, 1000 peso for the first offence, 5000 peso for the second and a whopping 10,000 for the third offence. All is not lost because students, senior citizens and the disabled all receive a 20% discount.